Sorry I'm Late...I Didn't Want To Come Funny Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee

Check out this little nugget of brilliance: "Sorry I’m Late, I Didn’t Want to Come"—because honesty is the best excuse, right? It’s heavy cotton, because your reluctance deserves a fabric with some backbone. Unisex, so all you clever procrastinators can wear this snide masterpiece and let everyone know you’re too smart to rush for anyone. Pop it on and watch the room figure out you’re the real MVP of not caring. Nicely played, you smug time-waster.

 

This heavy cotton unisex tee is touted as the “go-to anchor” of your wardrobe. Yeah, it’s the starting block for casual cool—if you buy that line. Stick a snarky phrase on it, and you’re basically a retail wizard. The “fancy-woven fibers” make it slick for crisp, eye-catching prints, because your apathy deserves to shine like a neon sign. No side seams, so you’re spared the hassle of scratchy pits, and the shoulders are beefed up with tape—because even your laziness needs staying power.

 

It’s medium build (5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²)), 100% cotton, for all-year comfort that’s sustainable enough to stroke your smug green conscience. The classic silhouette is easy and breezy, with a crew neck that’s “forever”—great for outsmarting any gig, from loafing to half-dressed-up. Tear-away label? Obviously, because you’re too refined for tag tantrums. Crafted from 100% US cotton, ethically farmed and gathered, thanks to Gildan’s lofty US Cotton Trust Protocol badge. 

 

Oeko-Tex certified, too, so you can smirk knowing your witty tee is as safe as it is sharp. It’s practically a diploma in slacker chic—wear it and own your tardy genius.