OnlyDads Funny NSFW Adult Parody of OnlyFans Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee

Say hello to this little masterpiece: "OnlyDads," an NSFW jab at OnlyFans that’s peak dad-humor gold—because nothing’s sexier than a grill-master subscription, right? It’s heavy cotton, since your razor-sharp wit needs a fabric that can carry the weight of your brilliance. Unisex, so all you cunning jokers can slide into this gem and show the world you’re the real MVP of adult parodies. Pop it on and let the normies scramble to catch your vibe. Well done, you crafty legend.

 

This heavy cotton unisex tee is pitched as the “cornerstone” of your closet. Sure, it’s the launchpad for effortless style—if you’re gullible enough to believe that line. Toss a saucy design on it, and you’re basically a retail prodigy. The “expertly twisted fibers” keep it sleek for punchy, vivid prints, because your sly humor deserves to hit harder than a dad sneeze. No side seams, so you won’t deal with pesky armpit grief, and the shoulders are taped tight—because even your mockery needs staying power.

 

It’s medium build (5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²)), 100% cotton, for year-long wear that’s eco-friendly enough to pat your clever ego. The classic cut is easy and slack, with a crew neck that’s “ageless”—perfect for outfoxing any setting, from lazy days to half-fancy gigs. Tear-away label? You know it, because you’re too brilliant for tag torture. Made from 100% US cotton, responsibly grown and gathered, courtesy of Gildan’s highfalutin US Cotton Trust Protocol seal.

 

Oeko-Tex certified, too, so you can grin knowing your cheeky tee is as solid as it is scandalous. It’s basically a wearable mic drop—sport it and bask in your smug glory.