Nug and Kisses Funny 420 Marijuana Romance NSFW Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee

Feast your eyes on this gem: "Nug and Kisses," a marijuana-fueled romance quip for the brainiacs who get it. It’s heavy cotton, because your dazzling intellect deserves a fabric with some heft while you’re sparking up and smooching. Unisex, so all you clever clogs can strut this NSFW masterpiece and let the dullards know you’ve cracked the code to love and tokes. Throw it on and watch the masses fumble to match your suave, stoned swagger. Well executed, champ.

 

This unisex heavy cotton tee is touted as the “core pillar” of your wardrobe. Sure, it’s the springboard for casual cool—if you swallow that kind of hype. Stick a sly design on it, and you’re basically a merchandising savant. The “precision-spun fibers” deliver a sleek canvas for vibrant, razor-sharp prints, because your brilliance demands to pop off the chest. No side seams, so you’re free from annoying underarm tickles, and the shoulders are taped up—because even your chill vibe needs a sturdy frame.

 

It’s medium thickness (5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²)), 100% cotton, for year-long wear that’s green enough to stroke your eco-ego. The classic shape is breezy and laid-back, with a crew neck that’s “eternal”—ideal for outwitting any scene, from couch hangs to semi-classy gigs. Tear-away label? You bet, because you’re far too sophisticated for tag-induced torment. Made from 100% US cotton, responsibly grown and picked, with Gildan flashing its US Cotton Trust Protocol badge like it’s a Nobel Prize. 

 

Oeko-Tex approved, too, so you can grin knowing your witty tee is as legit as your IQ. It’s basically a sartorial stroke of genius—wear it and let your smug charm shine.