Keep Your Spirits High Funny Marijuana Halloween NSFW Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee

"Keep Your Spirits High" with a cheeky marijuana twist—because nothing says Halloween like a clever buzz. It’s heavy cotton, perfect for those of you too brilliant to settle for flimsy threads while you’re elevating your mind. Unisex, so all you sharp-witted rebels can rock this NSFW beauty and let the normies know you’re operating on a higher plane. Slip it on and watch the room try to keep up with your elevated vibe.

 

This heavy cotton unisex tee is supposedly the “essential backbone” of your closet. Yeah, it’s the launchpad for casual style—if you’re into that whole foundational nonsense. Throw a slick design on it, and you’re basically a fashion mogul. The “expertly crafted fibers” make it smooth for bold, crisp printing, because your wit deserves to hit like a high-definition punchline. No side seams, so you won’t be distracted by pesky armpit irritation, and the shoulders are reinforced with tape—because your genius deserves a shirt that lasts.

 

It’s medium-weight (5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²)), 100% cotton, for all-season wear that’s eco-friendly enough to impress your smug self. The classic cut is loose and easy, with a crew neck that’s “timeless”—great for outsmarting any event, from laid-back to slightly dressy. Tear-away label? Of course, because you’re too refined for scratchy tags. Crafted from 100% US cotton, ethically sourced and harvested, thanks to Gildan’s fancy US Cotton Trust Protocol cred. 

 

Oeko-Tex certified, too, so you can smirk knowing your clever tee is as safe as it is superior. It’s practically a PhD in fabric form—wear it and let your brilliance blaze.