Heavy Metal Mom Pentagram Skeleton Hand Unisex Heavy Blend™ Hooded Sweatshirt

Alright, check out this gem—a hoodie that’s basically a middle finger to the PTA: a skeleton hand flipping the bird, crowned with a pentagram and the words "Heavy Metal Mom" like a badge of honor. It’s the kind of gear that says, “I’m here to rock your bake sale and scare the soccer moms.” Perfect for the parent who’d rather blast Slayer than sing lullabies—wear it loud, or don’t, because the kids are screaming either way. 

This unisex heavy blend hooded sweatshirt is your ticket to cozy rebellion. Made with a thick 50% cotton, 50% polyester mix, it’s plush, soft, and warm enough to survive a winter gig or a tantrum-filled grocery run. That kangaroo pocket in front? Perfect for stashing snacks or your dignity, while the hood’s drawstring matches the vibe for some extra “I meant to do that” style points.

 

Medium-heavy fabric—8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²), if you’re into numbers—keeps it snug without weighing you down. Classic fit, tear-away label for zero itch, and it runs true to size, because even metal moms deserve comfort. 

Ethically grown US cotton, courtesy of Gildan’s Cotton Trust Protocol, so you can feel smug about sustainability while headbanging.

 

Oeko-Tex certified, because safety’s cool when you’re raising hellspawn. Slip into this bad boy and let the world know you’re the mom who doesn’t mess around—unless it’s with a riff.