Eat Pray Love Jeffrey Dahmer Serial Killer Funny Heavy Cotton Tee (Black Only)

Check out this gem—a T-shirt that takes "Eat, Pray, Love" and flips it into a Jeffrey Dahmer special. Splashed across the front in bold, it reads "Eat, Pray, Love" with a serial killer twist, because who needs self-discovery when you can just creep everyone out instead? It’s the kind of shirt that says, “I’ve got a dark sense of humor and a Netflix true-crime obsession—deal with it.” Perfect for the weirdo who’d rather smirk at life’s absurdity than meditate on it. Wear it to freak out your yoga class, or don’t—your call, champ. 

This unisex heavy cotton tee is the grunt of your wardrobe, the blank slate casual fashion stumbles over. Throw a design on it, and maybe it’ll trick someone into thinking you’re clever. The fibers are spun with some techy nonsense for “premium printing vividity” (ooh, impressive!), so your creepy little slogan stays sharp. No side seams to bug you under the arms, and taped shoulders so it doesn’t fall apart when you’re dodging awkward small talk. 

It’s medium fabric—5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²) for the trivia buffs—100% cotton, sustainably made because even edgelords can pretend to care about the planet. Classic fit, crew neck, the usual timeless schtick that works whether you’re lurking at home or pretending to be social. Tear-away label for zero itch, and it’s 100% US cotton, ethically sourced via Gildan’s Cotton Trust Protocol—congrats, you’re accidentally woke. 

Oeko-Tex certified, because safety’s hilarious when you’re channeling Dahmer vibes. Go on, strut your morbid masterpiece.