Easily Distracted by Tits Adult Humor Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee for Bird Lovers

Feast your eyes on this brainy little number: "Easily Distracted by Tits." A top-tier pick for the sharp-witted who can’t resist a good bird pun—or a fleeting glance at the feathered kind. Crafted from heavy cotton, because your clever quirks deserve a fabric with some substance. Unisex, so every genius out there can strut this adult-humor masterpiece and signal their bird-loving brilliance. Slip it on and let the world know you’re too smart to stay focused when tits are in the picture. Well done, you.

 

Now, this unisex heavy cotton tee is touted as the “essential backbone” of your wardrobe. Sure, it’s the launchpad for casual style—if you’re into that whole foundational thing. Throw a sly design on it, and you’re basically raking in the cash. The “expertly spun fibers” deliver a sleek canvas for bold, crisp printing, because your wit deserves to pop in full clarity. No side seams, so you won’t be fussing with scratchy armpits, and the shoulders are reinforced with tape for longevity—because even your distractions need staying power.

 

It’s medium-weight fabric (5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²)), 100% cotton, built for all-season wear while you nod to sustainability like the savvy soul you are. The classic fit keeps it loose and easy, with a crew neckline that’s “timeless”—or so they say—making it versatile for any setting, from laid-back to slightly dressed-up. Tear-away label? Of course, because irritation’s not your style. Made with 100% US cotton, ethically sourced and harvested, backed by Gildan’s fancy US Cotton Trust Protocol membership. 

 

Oeko-Tex certified, too, so you can smirk knowing your clever tee checks all the quality and safety boxes. It’s practically a think tank in shirt form—wear it and own your bird-obsessed brilliance.