Easily Distracted by Boobies Adult Humor Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee for Bird Lovers

Behold this stroke of genius: "Easily Distracted by Boobies." A t-shirt for the sharp-witted bird enthusiasts who’ve turned ogling into an academic pursuit. Heavy cotton, because your sophisticated distractions deserve a fabric with some heft. Unisex, so all you clever ornithologists—or whatever—can wear this cheeky number and let everyone know your focus is brilliantly selective. Slip it on and watch the less enlightened try to keep up with your intellectual humor. Nicely done.

 

This unisex heavy cotton tee is touted as the “essential backbone” of your wardrobe. Sure, it’s the launchpad for casual style—if you’re into that whole foundational nonsense. Throw a sly design on it, and you’re basically a merchandising savant. The “expertly crafted fibers” ensure a sleek surface for bold, crisp printing, because your bird-watching wit needs to pop in technicolor. No side seams, so you won’t be irked by pesky armpit rubs, and the shoulders are reinforced with tape—because your distracted genius deserves a shirt that lasts.

 

It’s medium-weight (5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²)), 100% cotton, for all-season wear that suits your eco-savvy, high-brow tastes. The classic fit is loose and easy, with a crew neckline that’s eternally cool—ideal for outsmarting any setting, from laid-back to semi-dressy. Tear-away label? Of course, because you’re too refined for scratchy tags. Crafted from 100% US cotton, ethically sourced and harvested, thanks to Gildan’s prestigious US Cotton Trust Protocol cred. 

 

Oeko-Tex certified, too, so you can smirk knowing your clever tee is as safe as it is smug. It’s practically a PhD in fabric form—wear it and flaunt your bird-brained brilliance.