DARE Drug Prevention Parody Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee (Black Only)

Behold the "DARE Drug Prevention Parody Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee" from Totally Random Gifts—a wickedly sly jab at those preachy anti-drug campaigns we all napped through. "DARE" is plastered across it in a font that’s practically mocking the earnest posters of yore, flipping the straight-edge acronym into a big, fat “yeah, right.” It’s the go-to getup for when you’d rather salute irony than sanctimony.

This cotton fiend is your wardrobe’s resident skeptic, unisex so everyone can smirk at the nostalgia. Crafted from 100% US cotton via Gildan’s Cotton Trust Protocol, so you can feel a smug blip of virtue before scoffing at it. Medium thickness at 5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²)—stats for the buzzkills still taking notes. No side seams to cramp your style, tough shoulders to shrug off the lectures, and a peel-off tag because even the fabric’s over the bullshit.

Sporting a timeless crew neck and true-to-size from S to 5XL—snag whatever fits your level of cynicism. Oeko-Tex certified, because safety’s a riot when you’re parodying the rules. Add it to your haul, cough up for delivery, and wear it to troll the squares—or don’t. This tee isn’t here to save you; it’s here to toast the hypocrisy and light up a laugh.