Active Shooter Basketball Player Funny Sports Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee

Slam dunk this wild banger: "Active Shooter Basketball Player," a unisex heavy cotton tee that hoops it up with a dark, double-meaning zinger so slick it’ll leave the court in stitches! Perfect for the quick-witted ballers who catch the “shooter on the floor” twist and love a risky sports jab. It’s heavy cotton, because your fearless humor needs a fabric that can take the full-court press of your swagger. Throw it on and dunk on the dullards—you’re the MVP of mischief, you pun-pounding playmaker!

 

Here’s the play-by-play, you crafty dribbler: this unisex heavy cotton tee is the slammin’ sultan of your stash, the hardwood where casual cool shoots and scores big. It’s begging for a gutsy graphic to rack up the green—because who doesn’t want to bank on a baller’s bold streak? The “elite-woven threads” (fancy dribble, huh?) drop prints that swish louder than a buzzer-beater. No side seams, so you’re not whining about pit fouls, and the shoulders are locked in tight—because your game’s too strong to flop.

 

Packing medium grit (5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²)), it’s 100% cotton hustle—cozy all season, green enough to flex at the eco-refs, and tough as a fast-break defense. The classic cut is loose and lethal, with a crew neck that’s “undying”—ruling every play, from pickup trash-talk to semi-sharp face-offs. Rip-off label? You bet your jump shot, because you’re too smooth for tag turnovers. Built from 100% US cotton, snatched with hustle, stamped with Gildan’s high-rolling US Cotton Trust Protocol cred. 

 

Oeko-Tex sealed, so you can grin knowing your slick tee is as legit as your layup. This is a wearable “nothing but net—and nerve!”—rock it and run the game, you sharp-shooting showboat!